One of those little things in life that bring you cheer is waking up realizing that you are going into your bath with a new soap.
I pick my new soap.
The thrill of opening a new soap is always an act of personal celebration for me.
No. Not the champagne and the jazz.
But just something that gives you a spring in your step.
The night before is when the previous soap is at its tiniest bit.
I know it wouldnt last till the next day.
Even if it did, I wouldnt want to trade the opportunity to inaugurate a new soap at the start of a bright new day!
I laugh in a glee of contempt as I crush the last bit of soap and make such deadly lather out if it that the pores on my skin cry for peace.
In a jiffy, there is only lather.
No more soap.
The next morning as I reach out to my soap box, there is a joyful reminder that hits you that its time for the new soap.
I then dig into my personal warehouse in one dark corner of my closet.
It usually houses additional toothpastes, cartons of tissue paper, broken combs (the kinds you see in Dracula movies), accumulated but useful junk, and ofcourse, soaps.
I pick my new soap.
When I was in India, the soaps would be housed in a separate carton.
And depending on the length of your hand, your ability to see in the dark, and some luck, you would either end up with a refreshing Cinthol Lime or a dumb-u-smell-like-a-pig-Lifebuoy.
The latter was mainly used for domestic purposes until Hindustan Lever re-branded and reinvented those soaps to a much more (thankfully) saner soap. Yet, if you were not lucky or were having a bad morning, you would end up picking a Red Lifebuoy soap over and over again until you found a rose-petal-Aishwarya-Rai bathing-Breeze soap.
If it was the end of a quarter, you would probably just have the Red Lifebuoys (yuck!)
The latter was mainly used for domestic purposes until Hindustan Lever re-branded and reinvented those soaps to a much more (thankfully) saner soap. Yet, if you were not lucky or were having a bad morning, you would end up picking a Red Lifebuoy soap over and over again until you found a rose-petal-Aishwarya-Rai bathing-Breeze soap.
If it was the end of a quarter, you would probably just have the Red Lifebuoys (yuck!)
Sometimes you would end up with a Mysore Sandal. These were mainly meant for the women in the house, but men relished these as well. These were also grim reminders about the brigand Veerappan. But the aroma of the soap made u forget all your worries in the shower.
Sometimes one would end up with a "Lux Beauty Bar-Sitaron Ki Pasand".
The soap cover often had the attractive Kareena Kapoor or other size-zero Bollywood actresses that made me forget my morning rush as I stood enchanted in my solitary towel. As much as these soaps are targeted at women, men love to use them only occasionally (good break from the Hamams, Cinthols and Dettol soaps)
Some of these versions also had the words "Made with Milk, Honey, Amla, Pista, Protein and 100 other nutrients"
Two special soaps that brought a smile on my face were Hamam and Dettol.
Both had a wonderful fragrance that even made guys feel conscious about.
Both also had lovely advertisements played out on television.
So u always long for them.
Another popular soap for medicinal value was Medimix.
The best part of this soap was that you could use it on ur body as a soap and onto ur head as a shampoo.
Back to what I was talking about: so..yeah..i find my soap for the day.
And then unravel the neat packaging.
This is the soap that I would use for the next 2 weeks (or lesser depending on how many times I would fall into the dirty puddles while playing football).
The relationship gets pretty emotional.
The first day the soap is given a nice welcome.
I splash some water on the soap and get a feel for how I would smell for the next 2 weeks
As days progress the soap starts thinning.
You dont realise it till one day you are able to hold it with just 2 fingers instead of ur entire palm.
Thats when you start thinking about the soap.
How it had served you well.
How it would be missed when its gone.
How you pray that you would get the same soap when you searched your closet in the dark.
You scrub the soap one last time!
And then its time for a new soap :)